By Greg Szymanski, JD

Slats Grobnik is fed up with the mess going on in the world. He is calling for all true patriots to come to the rescue before the “Weaponized Gates’ Tick” kills us all.

Yes, folks it’s true. Farmers and even those of us city folk walking down Main Street are scratching and itching themselves on the way to the ER.

“People all over the US are reporting boxes of millions of baby ticks being dropped from the sky,” said Slats, the world’s greatest freedom fighter. “God help us all!”

Slats has a long history of fighting the Vatican led NWO and all their minions, like Trump. Obama and the Bush’s.

Sounds strange to those without eyes to see, but no matter Red or Blue, they all work together with two goals in mind:

“By hook or crook, they will get their One World Order and One World Religion and now they are even dropping millions of those killer boxes of ticks,” added Slates, who is a legend all across the true patriot world.”

Slats first tried to oust the famous Mayor Daly in Chicago. Running for his life, he then took on the White House and tried to alert the world of the Vatican and Jesuit led NWO.

To make a long story short, he finally has finished his replica Roman Coliseum in a Kansas corn field intended for the masses to watch the people like Hillary and Donald fight like gladiators, of course, when these rulers of evil are all finally rounded up.

Asked how he got away with building such a huge structure without getting caught, he said, “I used AI. It is invisible to the naked eye until, of course, I push a button. I am only going to charge $10 a head to watch these rulers of evil fight it out. It seats a hundred thousand so I should make a pretty good buck!”

Always the capitalist, Slats now brings us the Weaponized Tick story.

“I have proof.” he added. “So I have made a tick proof-sort of hazmat suit – for every living soul on earth. It cost only $5.95. It is guaranteed and invisible. of course, till you push a button.”

Here is the proof Stats has brought us.

WTH!!! Mysterious boxes of ticks appearing on rural properties while infestations explode at levels many say they’ve never witnessed before.

REPORT: Across America, farmers are reporting scenes straight out of a nightmare, mysterious boxes of ticks appearing on rural properties while infestations explode at levels many say they’ve never witnessed before.

Now those reports are colliding with documented Bill… pic.twitter.com/KZA4H362TT

— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) May 19, 2026